Friday, June 24, 2016

GOD is missing !!

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them

So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,

"Do you know where God is, son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!"

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,

"Where is God?!"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time.











GOD is missing, and they think we did it !!!!!!

Secret of Success as per legends

Mother Teresa
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Swami Vivekananda
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Albert Einstein
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Charles Dickens
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William Shakespeare
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Adolf Hitler
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Thomas Alva Edison
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Leo Tolstoy
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Abraham lincoln
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Tuesday, June 14, 2016

కొత్తిల్లు - అనుకున్నవన్నీ అనుకోకుండా జరిగిపోతే

పుట్టిన రోజు బహుమతిగా ఒక కొత్త ఇల్లు ఇచ్చాడు విశాల్ తన భార్యకు.
ఏం జరిగింది ??

Sunday, June 12, 2016

కొత్తగా పెళ్ళి అయిన వాళ్ళను "చిలకా గోరింకల్లా" ఉండమని ఎందుకు దీవిస్తారు ?

Found the post funny/interesting... thought to post.

కొత్తగా పెళ్ళి అయిన వాళ్ళను "చిలకా గోరింకల్లా" ఉండమని ఎందుకు దీవిస్తారు ?

చిలకా గోరింకలు వేరు వేరు జాతుల పక్షులు కదా? వాటి ప్రత్యేకత ఏమిటి?

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Shankar Anand anukunna nuvvu aduguthavani...neeku kadupu ubbaram aagadha ra
Kaliki Madhunapanthula Chilakalla inkaaaa gorinkalla santosha dampatyam cheyyalani...ante kani chilakagorinka laga ani kadu
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Keerthy Tsb Kaliki Madhunapanthula cheppaka telisini, post pettaka mundi naku teliyadu. ippudu reasons kuda telisayi. Chilakalu and gorinkalu are said to have 1 partner for life time. they help each other in almost everything like building nests food etc.. ref:

Parrots, also known as psittacines /ˈsɪtəsaɪnz/,[2][3] are birds of the roughly 393 species in 92 genera that make…
Keerthy Tsb Shankar Anand artham ayyindaaaa ??
Keerthy Tsb With few exceptions, parrots are monogamous breeders who nest in cavities and hold no territories other than their nesting sites.[34][40] The pair bonds of the parrots and cockatoos are strong and a pair remains close even during the nonbreeding season, even if they join larger flocks. Allopreening is used by the pair to help maintain the bond.
Keerthy Tsb Common mynas are believed to pair for life.
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