నువ్వు ఎవరు? Who are you?

ఎవరు నేను ?!!

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నా శరీరం నక్షత్ర ధూళి,

నా జీవితం ఎన్నో సంభావ్యతల హేళి,

నా ఆలోచన నూతిలో కప్పల కేళి !

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నాకు ముందు నేను లేను,

నా తరువాత నేను లేను,

నాకు స్పృహ ఉంటే నాకు నేను ఉంటాను,

లేదంటే కేవలం నా చుట్టూ వారికి ఉంటాను !

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నా ఆలోచనలు ..

నాకు ముందు వచ్చిన వారివి, 

వాటి నుంచి నా చుట్టూ ఉన్నవారు నేర్చినవి ,

వారి వల్ల నేను అనుకున్నవి !

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ఇప్పుడు మనం చూస్తున్న ఇక్కడ, 

నేను లేనప్పుడు కూడా ఉండేది/ఉంటుంది,

 మహా అయితే ఇంకోలా !

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కాబట్టి నేను అంటే నా ఉనికి మాత్రమే..

నేనంటే నేను మాత్రమే !

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మీరేమంటారు?

బ్రాహ్మణ విద్వేషం - Stop hate politics , Stop scapegoating brahmins !

బ్రాహ్మణ విద్వేషం పెంచి హిందువులను కులాల వారిగా విడగొట్టి, ఒకరిపై ఒకరికి విద్వేషం పెంచి, ఓట్లు చీల్చి, మందబుద్ధిగాడిని అందలం ఎక్కించాలని కొంతమంది, మతం మార్చాలని కొంత మంది, ఈ సందట్లో హడావిడి చేసి గొప్పోళ్ళయి పోవాలని, పబ్బం గడుపుకోవాలని ఇంకొంతమంది విపరీతమైన ప్రయత్నాలు చేస్తున్నారు.

కులాల మధ్య సామరస్యం సంస్కారం లేకపోతే ఇన్ని వందల సంవత్సరాలు భారతదేశంలో ఇలాంటి కట్టుబాటు ఎలా నిలబడుతుంది ?

వృత్తుల నుండి ఇప్పుడు మనం కులం అని పిలుస్తున్న ఒక కట్టుబాటు ఒక్క రోజులో వచ్చింది కాదు. ఒక రోజు హటాత్తుగా వచ్చేసి ఈ రోజు నుంచి నేను బ్రాహ్మడను, నువ్వు కమ్మ, నువ్వు రాజు, వాడు కాపు నువ్వు అంటరానివడివి అంటే ఊరుకుంటాడా ఎవడైనా?

అడవుల్లో గిరిజనుల్లా గుంపులుగా సంచారులుగా వేటాడుకుంటూ, బతికే వాళ్ళకి కులం ఎందుకు కావాలి? కండ బలం ఉంటే ఏ జంతువు నో వేటాడొ, ఏ చెట్టెక్కి కాయలు కోసుకుతినో బతికెయ్యొచ్చుగా?

యుద్ధాలు చేసి రాజెందుకు చావాలి? ఓడిపోతే వాడి కుటుంబం మొత్తం ఎందుకు జనం కోసం చచ్చిపోవాలి?

అర్థరాత్రి అపరాత్రి తేడా లేకుండా కాపెందుకు కాపు కాయాలి? కమ్మ ఎందుకు ఒళ్ళు హూనం చేసుకు వ్యవసాయం చెయ్యాలి? అసలు కమ్మరి,కుమ్మరి,శెట్టి,పద్మశాలి,గౌడ ఇలా వృత్తులు ఎందుకు చెయ్యాలి?

చివరగా.. అడవిలో మనుగడకు అవసరమైన కండబలం, ఎండలో తిరిగి, కాయ కష్టం చేస్తే వచ్చే రోగనిరోదక శక్తీ వదులుకుని, మందు విందు పొందు తప్పు కాని రోజుల్లో మడి కట్టుకుని ఇంట్లో ముక్కుమూసుకుని కూర్చుని జపం చేసుకోవల్సిన పరిస్తితి బ్రాహ్మణుడికి ఎందుకు ? కొంత మంది పనికి మాలినోళ్ళ చేత సోమరిపోతులు అనిపించుకోడానికా?

1. మనిషి ప్రకృతి పరంగా ఒక జంతువు, తన ప్రాణానికి మించి ఏది ముఖ్యం కాదు అన్నది మనకు సహజ ప్రవృత్తిగా పుట్టుకతో వస్తుంది

2. తదనుగుణంగా బ్రతకడానికి కావాల్సిన తిండి, గూడు ప్రాముఖ్యం అవుతాయి

3. జంతువులకు మరణ భయం ఉంటుంది కానీ చావు అంటే అర్థం చేసుకునే ఆలోచనా శక్తి ఉండదు కాబట్టి అవి అంతరించిపోకుండా ప్రకృతి సంభోగం పిల్లల సం రక్షణ లాంటివి కూడా సహజ సిద్ధంగా వస్తాయి

ఈ మూడింటి గురించి కలిగే అభద్రతా భావాలను అధిగమించిడం కోసం, తరువాత స్తితిలో దైనందన జీవితం సుఖమయం చేసుకోవడం కోసం మనిషి సాంఘీకపరమైన కట్టుబాట్లు, ఆచారాలూ వృత్తులూ కనిపెట్టుకుంటూ వచ్చారు. ఇప్పటి మోడల్ విలేజ్ లా, స్వావలంబన కలిగిన వ్యవస్థ కోసం ప్రయత్నించారు. దానిలో భాగంగానే వృత్తుల కులాలు పుట్టాయి.

వ్యవసాయం ఒక పెద్ద శాస్త్రం, అది ఒకరి నుంచి ఒకరు, పని చేస్తూ నేర్చుకోవలసిందే ! ఎంతో ప్రేమాభిమానాలు ఉంటే తప్ప నేర్పించేవాళ్ళు నేర్చుకునే వాళ్ళకు కిటుకులతో సహా నేర్పించలేరు, అది మనవ సహజం. జ్ఞానం క్షీణించిపోకుండా ఉండాలని వృత్తుల కుటుంబాలు మొదలయ్యాయి. తండ్రి నుంచి కొడుక్కి, మామ నుంచి అల్లుడికి నైపుణ్యం అబ్బింది. ఇంట్ళో ఉండేవాడు మందు తాగితే 24 గంటలూ అదే పనిలో ఉంటాడు. పొలంలో పనిచేసేవాడి తిండి వేరే. ఆడవాళ్ళ పాత్ర 60% కన్నా ఎక్కువ, అది వేరే వ్యాసమే అవుతుంది. క్లుప్తంగా చెప్పాలంటే, కుటుంబం లో అందరూ మానసికం గా అందంగా, శారిరకంగా బలంగా ఉండాలంటే ఎం చెయ్యాలో ఎం తినాలో ఎలాంటి అలవాట్లు ఉండాలో అవి నిర్ణయించేది ఆడవాళ్ళే, అప్పటి ఆరెంపీ డాక్టర్లు.

కుల వృత్తులు, కుల పెళ్ళిళ్ళూ అలా పుట్టినవే.

కాల క్రమేణా ఒక గౌడ చెట్టు ఎక్కినట్టు ఒక కమ్మ వ్యవసాయం చేసినట్టు వేరే కులం వాళ్ళు చెయ్యలేకపోయారు. కులాలు మరింత బలంగా మరింత సమర్ధవంతంగా పనిచేశాయి. ఒకటో తరగతి నుంచి పీహెచ్ డీ దాకా చదివినట్టు నైపుణ్యం పెరిగిపోయింది. అలాగే వైద్యం, న్యాయం మొదలైన శాస్త్రాలు పుట్టుకొచ్చాయి.

మనం మాట్లాడుకున్న ముఖ్యమైన మూడు కీలక మైన అవసరాలు తీరిపోతే, నిబద్ధత లేని మనిషికి, ఈర్ష్య, దురాశ వంటివి ప్రకోపిస్తాయి. అటువంటి వారి వల్ల రాజ్యాల మధ్య, తెగల మధ్య, కులాల మధ్య, కుటుంబాల మధ్యా సమస్యలు మొదలయ్యాయి. అవి తీర్చడానికి అందరి కన్నా బలవంతుడు అవసరమయ్యాడు. కండబలం, మంది బలం, ధనబలం ఉన్నవాడు రాజయ్యాడు. బుద్ధిబలం కూడా తోడైతే మహా రాజయ్యాడు.

ఇక కళలు- సంగితం, చిత్రలేఖనం లాంటివి ఊపందుకున్నాయి. వ్యాపారం చేసే కోమట్లూ వచ్చారు.

ఇన్ని కులాలు ఇంత నైపుణ్యం ఇంత జ్ణానం ఒక్క ప్రకృతి వైపరిత్యం తోనో, మహమ్మారి తోనో యుద్ధం తోనో తుడిచి పెట్టుకుపోకూడదని, అంచేలంచలుగా ఎదగాలనే సదుద్దేశంతో ఒక లైబ్రెరియన్లా బ్రహ్మణులను స్రుష్టించారు. అంతవరకు ఉన్న జ్ఞానాన్నంతా వేదాలుగా విభజించి, అవి పతనమవ్వకుండా వేద విధ్యా విధానం స్రుష్టించి, అంత పెద్ద జ్ఞాన భాండారాన్ని దేశం నలుమూలలా వ్యాపింప చేశారు బ్రాహ్మణులు. రాజ్యం రాజు దెగ్గర, వ్యవసాయం కమ్మ దెగ్గర అలా ఎవరి వృత్తులు వారి దెగ్గర ఉన్నట్టే విద్య బ్రాహ్మణుల దెగ్గర ఉండి పోయింది. ఐతే లక్ష్మి, విద్య ఒక చోట ఉండకూడదు, ఒక్కరికే బలం ఎక్కువ అయ్యిపోతుంది అని, బ్రాహ్మణులను ధన సముపార్జన పై మక్కువ చూపకుండా, రాజ్యాలు ఏల కుండా, విద్య పై శ్రద్ధ పోకుండా ఉండటానికి కావాల్సిన కట్టడులన్నీ కూడా చేసారు. బ్రాహ్మణులు స్వేచ్చ కోల్పోయారు.

ఒక్క సంవత్సరం పాటు 6 సబ్జక్టులు, టెక్స్త్ బుక్, నోట్ బుక్, హోం వర్క్, వర్క్ షీట్స్, ట్యూషన్స్ అని సదుపాయాలు కల్పిస్తే 100 కి 50 మందికి కుడా 100 రావు.

లక్షల స్లోకాల వేదాలు ఆపై ఉపనిషత్తులు పురాణాలు, సహశ్రావధానాలు కేవలం విని, గుర్తు పెట్టుకుని, మళ్ళీ చదివి వాటి మిద మళ్ళీ వాఖ్యానాలు రాసి బ్రాహ్మణులు ఎంత కష్టపడుంటారు?

ఇన్ని చేసినా అధికార దుర్వినియోగం అన్ని కులాల్లోనూ జరిగింది, స్వార్ధపరులైన వాళ్ళు ఒక్క కులం లోనే పుట్టాలని ఏమి లేదు. ఎవ్వరికి తోచింది వాళ్ళు చేసుకున్నారు.

అలాంటి వారి వల్లా, పరాయి పాలన వల్లా మన వృత్తులు ఎదగలేదు, మరుగున పడి పోయాయి, మన వేదాలు అక్కడే ఉండి పోయాయి. వాటి విలువ పడిపోయి కొత్త సాంకేతిక విద్య విలువ పెరిగింది, విద్యకు అధిపతులుగా కొన్నాళ్ళు బ్రహ్మణులు సాంకేతిక విద్య నేర్చుకున్నా తరువాత కాలం లో అది పోయింది, రాజుల రజ్యాలు పోయాయి, భూపతుల భూములు ప్రభుత్వాలకు వెళ్ళాయి.

ఈ మొత్తం లో ఏ ఒక్క కులం ని ఎలా తప్పు పడతాం? తిలా పాపం తలా పిడికెడు.

మా తాతలు చెప్పులు మోశారు, మీరు ఇప్పుడు అనుభవించండి అంటే అది ఎలా న్యాయం? మా తాతలు కష్టపడ్డారు, అందరి తాతలు అప్పటి కాలానికి సరిపడ కష్టపడ్డారు.

హిందువులు ఇలా అనవసరంగా ఒకరినొకరు చులకన చేసుకుంటే మనం కూర్చున్న కొమ్మ మనమే నరుక్కున్నట్టు ! జరిగిపోయినదాన్ని పక్కన పెట్టి ఇప్పుడు అందరికీ జరగాల్సిన న్యాయం గురించి ఆలోచించాలి. చెప్పుడు మాటలు విని తప్పుడు వాళ్లను సమర్ధిస్తే అందరికీ నష్టమే ! ఏదైనా కులాన్ని కించపరిచే లా మాట్లాడేటప్పుడు ఒక్క సారి అలోచించండి. అందరిని కలిపి అనొద్దు. అసలు కుల ప్రస్తావనే వద్దు. కాలం మారిపోయింది ఇవాళ కాకపోతే రేపైనా ఈ కులాలు పూర్తిగా పోతాయి. లోకువయ్యిపోతే మత్రం మన అస్తుత్వమే పోతుంది, మన భారత సంప్రదాయాలు, కళలు, ఆచారాలు గొప్పవి., కాని శాస్త్రీయ సంగీతంలో ఫ్యూజన్ వచ్చినట్టు కొన్ని మార్పులు జరగాలి అవి సమ్యమనం తో మార్చుకుంటే సరిపోతుంది. పాత వారిని వదిలెయ్యండి, మన జనరేషన్లో దురాచారాలు పాటించేవారు ఎవరూ ఉండరు.

#brahmin #hinduism

Corona wont stop

In the interest of mankind it’s time we need to accept the HARD TRUTH, no GOD has come to SAVE world from this pandemic. Not even ONE.
I believe that GOD exists for a different purpose and not do some cheap magic tricks.

No! Your GOD or MINE won’t save us.
No! it’s not PUNISHMENT by any GOD but man made mistakes.

Personally everyone is entitled for their own beliefs.
If you still believe in magic, please don’t play with CORONA virus, try some potassium CYANIDE.
You take poison, you die out of belief, your problem.
You spread corona bcoz of your belief, people die, you are a CRIMINAL.

Now, come into SENSES.
Kings, Queens, Presidents... No one is safe, no one is SPARED.
Stop planning for mass celebration of FESTIVALS, your daily PRAYERS in groups, ROAMING on roads.
Corona wont stop till you stop... going out.
Live today to celebrate tomorrow.

Stop blaming Govt. for every PROBLEM, stop that Netflix/amazon prime and try to find a SOLUTION.
Poor are suffering? Take permission, prepare and go out to distribute food.
#covid19 #stayhome #staysafe #supportgovernament #bealert

WHAT HAPPENS IN HEAVEN

I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels. My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, 'This is the Receiving Section. Here, all petitions to God said in prayer are received.'

I looked around in this area, and it was terribly busy with so many angels sorting out petitions written on voluminous paper sheets and scraps from people all over the world.

Then we moved on down a long corridor until we reached the second section..

The angel then said to me, 'This is the Packaging and Delivery Section. Here, the graces and blessings the people asked for are processed and delivered to the living persons who asked for them.. 'I noticed again how busy it was there.. There were many angels working hard at that station, since so many blessings had been requested and were being packaged for delivery to Earth.

Finally at the farthest end of the long corridor we stopped at the door of a very small station. To my great surprise, only one angel was seated there, idly doing nothing. 'This is the Acknowledgment Section,' my angel friend quietly admitted to me. He seemed embarrassed 'How is it that there is no work going on here?' I asked.

'So sad,' the angel sighed. 'After people receive the blessings that they asked for, very few send back acknowledgments ..'

'How does one acknowledge God's blessings?' I asked.

'Simple,' the angel answered. Just say, 'Thank you, Lord.'

'What blessings should they acknowledge?' I asked.

'If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep you are richer than 75% of this world. If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish, you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy .'

'And if you get this on your own computer, you are part of the 1% in the world who has that opportunity...'

'If you woke up this morning with more health than illness ... you are more blessed than the many who will not even survive this day .'

'If you have never experienced the fear in battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation .... you are ahead of 700 million people in the world.'

'If you can attend a church without the fear of harassment, arrest, torture or death you are envied by, and more blessed than, three billion people in the world. '

'If your parents are still alive and still married ....you are very rare .'

'If you can hold your head up and smile, you are not the norm , you're unique to all those in doubt and despair.'

Ok, what now? How can I start? If you can read this message, you just received a double blessing in that someone was thinking of you as very special and you are more blessed than over two billion people in the world who cannot read at all.

Have a good day, count your blessings, and if you want, pass this along to remind everyone else how blessed we all are.

ATTN:
Acknowledge Dept.
'Thank you Lord, for giving me the ability to share this message and for giving me so many wonderful people to share it with.'

If you have read this far, and are thankful for all that you have been blessed with, how can you not send it on????

I thank God especially for all my family and friends.

Abraham Lincoln’s letter to his son’s teacher

He will have to learn, I know, that all men are not just, all men are not true. But teach him also that for every scoundrel there is a hero: that far every selfish politician, there is a dedicated leader.

Teach him that for every enemy there is a friend. It will take time, I know a long time, but teach, if you can, that a dollar earned is of more value than five of found.

Teach him, to learn to lose... And also to enjoy winning. Steer him away from envy, if you can, teach in the secret of quiet laughter.

Teach him, if you can the wonder of books... But also given quiet time wonder the eternal mystery of birds in the sky, bees in the sun, and flowers on the green hillside.

In a school, teach him, it is far more honorable to fail than to cheat.

Teach him to have faith in his own idea, even if anyone else tells him they are wrong.

Teach him to be gentle with gentle people and tough with tough.

Teach him to listen to all men... But teach him also to filter all he hears on a screen of truth, and take only the good one that comes through.

Teach him, if you can how to laugh when he is sad. Teach him there is no shame in tear.

Teach them to sell his brawn and brain to the highest bidder but never to put a prize tag on his heart and soul.

Teach him gently, but do not cuddle him, because only the test of fire makes the fine steel.

Teach him always to have sublime faith in himself because then he will always have some sublime faith in mankind.

These are big orders, but see what you can do. He is such a fine fellow, my son...

Peace of mind

Once Buddha was walking from one town to another town with a few of his followers. This was in the initial days. While they were travelling, they happened to pass a lake. They stopped there and Buddha told one of his disciples, “I am thirsty. Do get me some water from that lake there.”

The disciple walked up to the lake. When he reached it, he noticed that some people were washing clothes in the water and, right at that moment, a bullock cart started crossing through the lake. As a result, the water became very muddy, very turbid. The disciple thought, “How can I give this muddy water to Buddha to drink!” So he came back and told Buddha, “The water in there is very muddy. I don’t think it is fit to drink.”

After about half an hour, again Buddha asked the same disciple to go back to the lake and get him some water to drink. The disciple obediently went back to the lake. This time he found that the lake had absolutely clear water in it. The mud had settled down and the water above it looked fit to be had. So he collected some water in a pot and brought it to Buddha.

Buddha looked at the water, and then he looked up at the disciple and said, “See what you did to make the water clean. You let it be ... and the mud settled down on its own – and you got clear water... Your mind is also like that. When it is disturbed, just let it be. Give it a little time. It will settle down on its own. You don’t have to put in any effort to calm it down. It will happen. It is effortless.”

What did Buddha emphasize here? He said, “It is effortless.” Having 'peace of mind' is not a strenuous job; it is an effortless process. When there is peace inside you, that peace permeates to the outside. It spreads around you and in the environment, such that people around start feeling that peace and grace.

How many other things are we missing?

“A man sat at a metro station in Washington DC and started to play the violin; it was a cold January morning. He played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time, since it was rush hour, it was calculated that 1,100 people went through the station, most of them on their way to work.

Three minutes went by, and a middle aged man noticed there was musician playing. He slowed his pace, and stopped for a few seconds, and then hurried up to meet his schedule.

A minute later, the violinist received his first dollar tip: a woman threw the money in the till and without stopping, and continued to walk.

A few minutes later, someone leaned against the wall to listen to him, but the man looked at his watch and started to walk again. Clearly he was late for work.

The one who paid the most attention was a 3 year old boy. His mother tagged him along, hurried, but the kid stopped to look at the violinist. Finally, the mother pushed hard, and the child continued to walk, turning his head all the time. This action was repeated by several other children. All the parents, without exception, forced them to move on.

In the 45 minutes the musician played, only 6 people stopped and stayed for a while. About 20 gave him money, but continued to walk their normal pace. He collected $32. When he finished playing and silence took over, no one noticed it. No one applauded, nor was there any recognition.

No one knew this, but the violinist was Joshua Bell, one of the most talented musicians in the world. He had just played one of the most intricate pieces ever written, on a violin worth $3.5 million dollars.

Two days before his playing in the subway, Joshua Bell sold out at a theater in Boston where the seats averaged $100.

This is a real story. Joshua Bell playing incognito in the metro station was organized by the Washington Post as part of a social experiment about perception, taste, and priorities of people. 

The outlines were: in a commonplace environment at an inappropriate hour: Do we perceive beauty? Do we stop to appreciate it? Do we recognize the talent in an unexpected context?

One of the possible conclusions from this experience could be: If we do not have a moment to stop and listen to one of the best musicians in the world playing the best music ever written, how many other things are we missing?”

(Copied from an FB post)

English Vinglish - JPR (Fun Collection)

A famous lecturer's(JPR) English...

 *  I have four daughters all are females.

 *   Fathers give girls fresh… I give fathers girls fresh… (Spoken on the opening day!)

 *   We all one umbrella

 *   When Jesus born only some Christiany, one day all Christiany.

 *   Girls girls jingle jingle , boys boys mingle mingle, girls boys no jingle mingle.

 *   Lecturer on why we have a mess in school and use buses: “Bus miss means mess miss… mess miss means hangry… (*hungry)… hangry means angry… then not study”

 *   I went German, My Friend Married… I enjoyed.

 *   I was going on the road in car, suddenly mutton jump onto the road.

 *   On the stage – Two people were talking behind the stage… Suddenly he stops his Speech and turned back angrily: “I Talk; They Talk(audience) Why U Middle middle Talk???”

 *   During First year inaugurations – If Senior to rag the first year, then I arrest the police.

 *   All standing under the tree whos whos class whos whos go

 *   Entry is not important only exit is important!

 *   Boy Boy talk… Girl Girl talk… No boy girl talk… If talk punish Boy !

 *   Boy boy talk no problem… Girl girl talk no problem… Boy girl talk everything problem.

 *   Boys fail in exam and JPR says (scolds in his own style) “You boys, you Jolly coming, jolly going. Unfit to this college, Waste luggage!”

 *   Doctors are from nail to toe – But Engineers are from earth to sky.

 *   “IF U DINT TIE THE TIE,TIE THE TIE”

 *   On some carol service before Christmas he said,  “As we all know how the Mary got the Jesus… without the help of Joseph!!!”

 *   “You smoke church?? Nooooo!!!! You smoke temple????? Nooooo!!! THEN U DONT SMOKE COLLEGE; COLLEGE  EDUCATION TEMPLE”

 *   All our imports come from foreign countries

 *   I have 400 illegal daughters & 500 illegal sons of 1st year. (He is college VC :-) )

 *   These were the words he spoke on a Teacher’s day… on every Teacher’s day – “A doctor cannot make a doctor; A lawyer cannot make a layer; Engineer cannot make engineer; A teacher can maker doctor, lawyer, engineer, teacher”

* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?


* Once JPR had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).

* “This college strict u the worry no …. U get good marks, I the happy, tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy”

*  “No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police”


• At the play ground:

• All of you stand in a straight circle.
• There is no wind in the balloon.
• The girl with the mirror please comes her…{Means: girl with specs please come here).

• While punishing students:

• You, rotate the ground four times…
• You, go and understand the tree…
• You three of you stand together separately.
• Why are you late – say YES or NO …..(?)

• JPR at his best:
                              JPR had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theater  though the boy did no t see them. So the next day at s school… (to that boy) – “Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theater”


• JPR at his best in the Class room:

• Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
• Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
• Cut an apple into two halves – I will take the bigger half.
• Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
• You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
• This one is cool >> “Both of u three get out of the class.”
• Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today…
• Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver…..
• Take 5 cm wire of any length

Funny mails:


Infosys , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave."

This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
 "as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."

Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.."

From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave."

Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave"

An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday."

A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."

Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."

Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..."

Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.

A Lesson In Psychology !!

• When A Person Laughs 2 Much Even On Stupid Things,Be Sure That Person Is Sad Deep Inside.
• When A Person Sleeps Alot, Be Sure Dat Person Is Lonely.
• When A Person Talks Less, And If He Talks,He Talks Fast Then It Means That Person Keeps Secrets.
• When Someone Can't Cry Then That Person Is Weak.
• When Someone Eats In Abnormal Way Then That Person Is In Tension.
• When Someone Cry On Little Things Then It Means, He Is Innocent & Soft Hearted.
• When Someone Gets Angry On Silly Or Small Things It Means He Is In Love.

Valentinesday Wishes

No Matter Whatever happen,

At the end of the day,

Before I sleep... I think about you,

Every morning just before I wake up... I dream about you.

I don’t do them for a reason,

They just happen to me,

Just like my breath,

Coz my heart beats for YOU!

Love you Sweetheart!

Valentinesday wishes for you all !

Experience

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards ~Vernon Sanders Law

Learn all you can from the mistakes of others.  You won't have time to make them all yourself.  ~Alfred Sheinwold


Experience is not what happens to a man.  It is what a man does with what happens to him.  ~Aldous Leonard Huxley

Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.  ~Proverb


Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.  ~Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See


We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid.  She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again - and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.  ~Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar, Following the Equator, 1897


The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.  ~Author Unknown


No physician is really good before he has killed one or two patients.  ~Hindu Proverb


Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.  ~Auguste Rodin

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars.  ~Elbert Hubbard

Experience is what you got by not having it when you need it.  ~Author Unknown


Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.  ~Rita Mae Brown


If experience was so important, we'd never have had anyone walk on the moon.  ~Doug Rader


Do you know the difference between education and experience?  Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't.  ~Pete Seeger


Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forward.  ~Soren Kierkegaard

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.  ~Mark Twain

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.  ~Chinese Proverb

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S RIDDLE

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S RIDDLE




Are you in the top 2% of intelligent people in the world?


Solve the riddle and find out.


There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and don't give up. 


   1. In a street there are five houses, painted five different colours. 


   2. In each house lives a person of different nationality 


   3. These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke different brand of cigar and keep a different pet. 


The Question: Who owns the FISH?


Hints


   1. The British man lives in a red house. 
   2. The Swedish man keeps dogs as pets. 
   3. The Danish man drinks tea. 
   4. The Green house is next to, and on the left of the White house. 
   5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee. 
   6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds. 
   7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill. 
   8. The man living in the center house drinks milk. 
   9. The Norwegian lives in the first house. 
   10.The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats. 
   11.The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill. 
   12.The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer. 
   13.The German smokes Prince. 
   14.The Norwegian lives next to the blue house. 
   15.The Blends smoker lives next to the one who drinks water. 


Albert Einstein wrote this riddle early during the 19th century.
He said that 98% of the world population would not be able to solve it.

Be Professional at WORK

How to Succeed professionally..

1. Don't talk negatively about people behind their backs. If you gossip, people won't confide in you. Mind your own business.
2. Try to work for someone who'll challenge your powers. You'll learn more in a year than 4 years of college.
3. Successful bosses have good communication skills. They learn from people, including their employees.
4. Work in such a way that makes your boss look good. It's not flattery.
5. On down sizing, the first to go are those with few friends. Bosses prefer competent people whom they respect.
6. Dress for the job you want, not the one you have. Let your dress reflect professionalism.
7. Workout to get in good physical shape. Unless exceptionally skilled, the unhealthy are at a comparative disadvantage.
8. Personal Integrity is crucial. Tell nothing but the truth. Bosses can forgive mistakes but if you lie, you're gone.
9. Be on time. Try to arrive few minutes early. It saves you from stress. You'll be much relaxed and work better.
10. Strive your best to keep a deadline. If you cannot meet it, then apologize and ask for an extension.
11. Don't take things personally. If some people are unhappy with you, it's their problem. Always strive to give your best.
12. If you must correct someone, don't get personal about it. Do it never in front of others.
13. Spend some time alone everyday. Whats the mission of my life? What do i want to be? And how to go about it.
14. As you move along Plan A of your career, maintain a Plan B as well- an alternative course to rely.
15. Always remember that the secret of success is passion. Always think big. Spread love and joy. You'll have blissful years ahead.

Be Professional at WORK !!!

27 Simple sentences

1. Forgive everyone for everything.
2. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.
3. Time heals almost everything. Give time, time
4. Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
5. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagreements.
6. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
7. Each night before you go to bed complete the following statements: "I am thankful for..."  "Today I accomplished..."
8. Call you family often.
9. Dream more.
10. What other people think of you is none of your business.
11. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
12. Enjoy the ride. Remember that this is not Disney world and you certainly don’t want a fast pass. Make the most of it and enjoy the ride.
13. Smile and laugh more, it will keep the energy vampires away.
14. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
15. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn, pass all your tests. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
16. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
17. Let no one be in charge of your happiness except you.
18. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
19. Spend more time with people over the age of 70 and under the age of six.
20. When you wake up in the morning complete the statement, "My purpose is to... today."
21. Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.
22. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
23. Believe: The best is yet to come.
24. Burn the candles; use the sheets. Don’t save for a special occasion. Today is special.
25. Make peace with your past, so it won’t mess up the present.
26. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
27. Live with 3 E's... Energy, Enthusiasm, Empathy and 3 F's... Faith, Family, Friends.

Why Pray?

A child asked god: If everything is already written in our destiny, then why pray?



God smiled and Said: May be in few places i have written "As you wish" !!

A chain is

A chain is only as strong as its weakest link

the last thing

the last thing you know in completing a work is what to do first.

GOD is missing

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are
always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

The boys mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,

"Do you know where God is, son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!"

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,

"Where is God?!"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time.
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GOD is missing, and they think we did it !!!!!    :-)

Much of your pain is self-chosen - 1 Minute Reading

Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding.
Even as the stone of the fruit must break, that its heart may stand in the sun, so must you know pain.
And could you keep your heart in wonder at the daily miracles of your life, your pain would not seem less wondrous than your joy;
And you would accept the seasons of your heart, even as you have always accepted the seasons that pass over your fields.
And you would watch with serenity through the winters of your grief.

Much of your pain is self-chosen.It is the bitter potion by which the physician within you heals your sick self.
Therefore trust the physician, and drink his remedy in silence and tranquillity:
For his hand, though heavy and hard, is guided by the tender hand of the Unseen,
And the cup he brings, though it burn your lips, has been fashioned of the clay which the Potter has moistened with His own sacred tears.

                                                            ~Kahlil Gibran (from The Prophet)

Belief ~ 1 Minute Reading

Once a person is riding his bike down the hill, he lost his balance and was falling into the valley.He prayed to god to save him. His shirt collar caught to one tree branch and he was hanging in air. He saw down and was afraid as there was a big valley below him.
Now he prayed to god again, ‘Oh god please save me’.
This time he heard voice of god, ‘son, relieve your shirt from the tree and let yourself into valley, I will see some other way to save you’ .

The person started shouting ‘Anyone there? Please help meeee…. ’  :-)

What about you?