Prayer

    Prayer... Its not a list of your desires. Not a demand notice. Not blackmailing or politics.
Its connecting with GOD, communicatng with GOD, discovering yourself, cleansing your soul.

Walking on the seashore.. contemplating the past,
stepping on the smooth sand in tranquility,
I found myself between the never ending sea and the infinite GOD.

The clouds started to disappear and the sky become a white screen,
I started to see all the critical phases of my life,
In every event of life i saw two pairs of foot prints,
One pair is mine and the other pair belongs to my guardian angel.. GOD.

Surprise !! When i am in deep problems, suffering from losses,
or down with the loss of people close to me.. i saw there are only pair of foot prints.
I asked GOD, what is this? I was told that you are caring, loving and gentle ?
Why this negligence in my case?
You were there in my good times but left me in times of trouble??

GOD replied with a smile..

Son, in your happiness i was walking with you, but
in your troubles i was carrying you on my shoulder like any father does to his child..
So you see only one pair of foot prints .. those are mine !
Tears rolled down my cheek for the love of the GOD.

Which Questions

Person1: Two men come down a chimney. One comes out with a clean face, the other comes out with a dirty face.
Which one washes his face?
Person2: The one with the dirty face washes his face.

Person1: Wrong. The one with the clean face washes his face. Examine the simple logic. The one with the dirty face looks at the one with the clean face and thinks his face is clean. The one with the clean face looks at the one with the dirty face and thinks his face is dirty. So the one with the clean face washes his face.
Person2: “Very clever,” Person1 says. “Give me another test.”

Person1: Two men come down a chimney. One comes out with a clean face, the other comes out with a dirty face. Which one washes his face?
Person2: We have already established that. The one with the clean face washes his face.

Person1: Wrong. Each one washes his face. Examine the simple logic. The one with the dirty face looks at the one with the clean face and thinks his face is clean. The one with the clean face looks at the one with the dirty face and thinks his face is dirty. So the one with the clean face washes his face. When the one with the dirty face sees the one with the clean face wash his face, he also washes his face. So each one washes his face.
Person2: I didn’t think of that says Person2. It’s shocking to me that I could make an error in logic. Test me again.

Person1: Two men come down a chimney. One comes out with a clean face, the other comes out with a dirty face. Which one washes his face?
Person2: Each one washes his face.

Person1: Wrong. Neither one washes his face. Examine the simple logic. The one with the dirty face looks at the one with the clean face and thinks his face is clean. The one with the clean face looks at the one with the dirty face and thinks his face is dirty. But when the one with the clean face sees the one with the dirty face doesn’t wash his face, he also doesn’t wash his face. So neither one washes his face.
Person2: Please give me one more test.”

Person1: Two men come down a chimney. One comes out with a clean face, the other comes out with a dirty face. Which one washes his face?
Person2: Neither one washes his face.

Person1: Wrong. Tell me, how is it possible for two men to come down the same chimney, and for one to come out with a clean face and the other with a dirty face?

Don’t you see? The whole question is foolishness, and if you spend your whole life trying to answer foolish questions, all your answers will be foolish, too.


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